There are very few lecturers whose teachings are hard to forget. Here are some of the gems who gal can’t afford to forget.

Mr. A a zoologist sir, is a very talented story teller. Here goes his story:

“Dear students although humans have evolved yet there are certain group of literates who still doesn’t know to have sex. (The class was terribly shocked, but not as shocked as his expression) One day, knowing I am a biologist, a couple came seeking for my help. The husband said “sir, I and my wife are married for 7 yrs and yet no baby” I asked the couple in concern… “How you guys have sex?” to that the husband replied “my wife has been drinking a glass of my sperm each night, but all in vain”. I was so sorry for them that although they both were engineers they didn’t know how to have proper sex. The next day I got a room ready for them with a blue film to introduce them the art of love making. After some months, both the couples came thanking me with flower garland.”

After that session, all the girls in her class had serious discussions on if guys produce that much ….and his name was immediately upgraded to Mr. Tonic.

Mr. D, a biology sir, took lesson on female reproductive system. His topic for the day was breasts. Here goes his introduction on the topic of breast:

“Today I am going to teach you all on breast or better known as mammary gland. Breast varies in shapes and sizes. Our Indian girls have somewhat normal size, but those Africansss (he paused aft a long thinking), and all the boys in the class started laughing. He continued…ahh , can you’ll see this ligament around the breast region? This is the ligament that the Hindi heroines use to shake! shake! in the hindi songs.”

The following day was a topic on brain. “As we know there are two types of layers which cover the brain, one is tightly attached to the brain, and another one is loosely attached to the brain, pia matter and arachnoid. This tightly attached one is like the girl’s tight skirt, the shape can be seen nicely, however the second layer is like the girl’s loose skirt, the shape can’t be seen but you know something is there.”

Mr. S, drama sir is the most famous one among the female students. You will come to know why. Here goes a masterpiece by him:

“You guys must pronounce properly. For example, those China guys always claim they are democlatic coz each morning they have election.”

Mr D and Mr S, both in their late 60’s were then known as POM, Perverted Old Man

To be continued …