Gal: 25 mins to go, my ass is aching *auchh*

Jane: LOL. Just get up, walk for a few secs and come back to sit in a slightly
different position

Gal: the chairs for the pc are like the ones in cafeteria…tall ones

Jane: ur ass cheeks must be aching… not ur ass rite…

Gal: haha, different position, then i got to spread my leg and sit…that wud be
very indecent

Jane: no! no!.. u can sit first, with a slight inclined position towards ur left.. and then slightly to ur right.. u know, using ur hip bones

Gal: lol, ppl might be thinking am doin ass exercise

Jane: it is called ‘butt blaster’…

Gal: it wud be too synchronized, left right, left right

Jane: hahahaa

Gal: am observing if others in library having ass ache like me

Jane:

Gal: well yeah, i can see some spreading and sitting

Jane: hard plastic chair huh? LOL

Gal: some shaking legs while typing

Jane: hahahaha

Gal: not plastic but small place to rest the ass, tall chair, no place to lean
it suits only Chinese asses !

Jane: the sitting area is hard or soft?

Gal: so so. well i can see even it’s not suitable for Chinese asses, they are
always trying different ‘asanas’. i’ve got new idea for my latest post, types
of chairs and ass asanas

Jane: ass asanas.. LOL….. that is a new term really..

Gal: majority didn’t really sit on the chair, juz lean their ass to the chair for
support. Perhaps i shud write proposal on this to my college management to change the chairs

Jane: careful Gal.. if someone sees u staring at others’ asses, ….

Gal: everyone is suffering with their own pain.

Jane: i am talking about other passers-by

Gal: one thing caught my surprise..there is a black ass, but sitting still

Jane: LOL… black asses are rock-solid… may be

Gal: believe me it’s a huge one, bigger than mine or maybe very cushy kinda.

Jane: u dont need to tell that.. i can imagine

Gal: today’s post on my blog :my day in the library

Jane: LOL.. ‘My ass in the library’ would be better

Gal: god’s grace, it’s 11.15..another 10 mins. i shud have written a journal frm
10.30 itself..writing on my ass ache’s progress… ‘As I am typing this, the pain from my ass cheeks is slowly spreading upwards my spine.. tears start rolling from my eyes as the pain starts escalating.. blah blah ..and then i realized i was not the only one

Jane: this exp taught me that, even everyday occurrences get a new meaning
when we start observing things in a different way.. for ex, someone moving his legs while browsing is interpreted by me as his/her way of reducing the pain.. spreading my legs and sitting is still a no-no for me, even if the pain is hurting my bums like hell..

Gal: lol , we can add more flavor to it tonite

Jane: LOL erkanavey ‘informal sex education’ ellam ezhudhi unn mele makkalukku oru super opinion irukkum.. next post indha madhiriya? Avlodhan

Gal: am writing on a common problem ppl do get ass spasms and mine happened to be in library

Jane: hahaah.. true including yours truly

Gal: i cud conclude by saying, blogging on one’s ass ache’s progress is one way of reducing the pain

Jane: and observing others also squirming gives u the consolation that u r not alone.. there are others in ur butt… sorry boat too…

Gal: it’s time for my ass to undergo second round of torture. see u later

Jane: this time in the class?ok bye